United in Unhallowed Grace: Part VII

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[Cirosmar]

and the history of Meeb continues...Part I Part II Part III Part IV Part V Part VI



“Meeb,” Dark Lord Mahk Noir began.  “I require more from you than most of your sporous, darling little kin can give.  Cupidity is frowned upon.  Why yearn for the ‘whats’ when the ‘whos’ are so much more…squishy?”

“Lord Noir embodies the id, the part of the psyche that wants only to fulfill primitive desires.” Jachin said, continuing Noir’s thought when it was obvious that the Dark Lord would not.  “The super-ego has no place in his psyche and his libido knows no bounds and he is narcissistic to the fullest.”

As though to prove Jachin’s claim about his libidinal nature, Noir got to his feet and shed his lace dress, letting it fall to the floor in a heap.  Noir then turned toward Meeb and said, “Young pup, one day you, too, shall learn the art of plumbing.  And all the little people shall look up at you and say, ‘please, put your pants on.’  And you shall smile serenely and say, ‘yes, it is green’.”

Mahk lifted Noir’s hand and Jachin and Meeb saw that he was holding a whip.  “This,” the Dark Lord said, “I have allocated “The Joy and Fluttering Backside Apparatus”.  And these,” Mahk paused, presenting fuzzy handcuffs with Noir’s other hand, “are just for giggles.  But what giggles they will be!”
Dark Lord Machiavelli Noir and Meeb Gun, his second prophet, shared a look of reciprocal desire.

[Darcros]

Great installment. Really liking this story it is very humorous. I like how you dont care that your char is humilated beyond all rational thought and I like that you brought Jachin along for the ride 

[Mahk Noir]

You're actually using things I've said in vent? 

Lovely fun this was!

[Cirosmar]

actually, you said it in MSN, not vent...and yes

[MiztrezzLyn]

haha another good one

I love reading these, they're funny and entertaining

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