The Unholy Legions of Anti-Sanctus Chaotica, a Warhammer Online Destruction Regiment, Gorkus - The Day I Got Me Own Army Chapter 1(re-post)

(I had made this on the old forum and thought ide just move it here so it dont die lol also i will be makeing a second part when I have the time)

I iz da new orc round ere and i iz da meanest, so i been tinking of shareing one of my mega storys of hurting.

Well the day that this took place was a day of great peril well peril is what does stunties might describe it as, as for me i describe it as a smashing day, a day of hurting.

At da time i was under the command of da Warboss Bonebruzer he was a big orc one of da meanest he had gathered up aloud of boiz and me being one of da biggest was in charge of a section of um. Da plan was to siege one of those stunties outposts, kill um and take there gold. So we waited in the nearby trees for all da boiz to gets together.
When da sun lowered da axes got raised, the stunties were all awoken to the sound of "WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" we roared as loud as we could as we charged.

As we charged rock and goblins were chucked on the lobers and thrown over us and into the stunties camp, i ran straight into one of der tents and jumped onto a just awoken dwarf, pushing him to the ground with me on top i chomped on his face and riped half of it off then continuesly smashing into his face with my fists till there was nothing left, "ROOAAARRR" i screamed. Riping through the back of the tent i ran straight into a group of um, i swung my axe fearsly and hit one straight in the forehead, as i pulled it back i saw another run to my side, bashing him in the face with my shield i yet swung my axe again this time hiting the other dwarf in the chest leaveing them fall to the floor with blood guzerling from there wounds.

In the distance i could see my Warboss Bonebruzer fighting what seemed like one of those big beared rich slightly taller stunties. "For Power" I shouted as i ran towards them much like a rageing bull on steriods pushing every orc and stuntie alike out of my way. Furiousely and ravagely i stampeeded towards them then with a jump and to the surprize of the dwarf i leaped down with my axe and smashed it into the back of my warboss skull.

Bonebruzer fell to the ground lifeless, "hahaha da big boss is dead ha i smashed him" as i chuckled and laughed almost in joy to my self i jumped and jumped all over da warboss body squishing and crushing it jump after jump blood squirted all over the stuntie stood besides me. "What is this madness" shouted the dwarf as he droped his weapons and ran in fear, so wraped up in my own joy not to care "ha im da big boss now im da meanest orc dere is im Gorkus" as i shouted that i riped a limb from the old warboss and chucked it after the stunties who where fleeing "Run you stunties cause meze gunaa get ya cause ize got me own armies now and not noone is gunna tell me da bestest orc what to do, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"

So dats da story of when ize killed me warboss and dats when i started gering realy mean, ROOOAARRRR
(tell me what ya think)

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