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Malkaris
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« on: January 09, 2008, 04:46:40 PM »
There was once a mighty warrior dwarf named Ubar.

He was so strong and brave.

He could fight off a 100 orcs.

One day he was captured by the ASC.

They made him the underking of Whoflung Poo.

Upon his kingdom he rules all.

He and his donkey, Hoof Hearted.

All are amazed of his dancing.

All are amazed of his prancing.

All are amazed of the air he gets.

Whenever someone punts him.

He is Ubar Dungbeard, the ASC mascott.
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SpikeyNorman
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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2008, 04:48:06 PM »
YES! i came up with whoflung poo :P i think we could start some funny stuff with this
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Malkaris
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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2008, 05:04:46 PM »
There once was a mighty warrior dwarf named Ubar.

He was so strong and brave, he could fight off, a 100 orcs.

One day he was caught flatfooted and captured by Anti-Sanctus Chaotica.

They made him the underking of Whoflung Poo.

Upon his kingdom he rules all, he and his donkey, Hoof Hearted.

All are amazed of his dancing.

All are amazed of his prancing.

All are amazed of the air he gets whenever someone punts him.

He is Ubar Dungbeard, the ASC mascott.



Any poets out there want to make this more "poeticly".
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Malkaris
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2008, 09:38:41 AM »
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There once was a mighty warrior dwarf named Ubar.

He was so strong and brave, he could fight off, a 100 orcs.

He was good at fighting, drinking, and singing.

One day he was caught flatfooted and captured by Anti-Sanctus Chaotica.

They made him the underking of Whoflung Poo.

Upon his kingdom he rules all, he and his donkey, Hoof Hearted.

All are amazed of his dancing.

All are amazed of his prancing.

All are amazed of the distance he gets... whenever someone punts him.

He is Ubar Dungbeard, the Unholy Legions' mascott.

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SpikeyNorman
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2008, 06:35:09 PM »
Quote from: "Malkaris"
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There once was a mighty warrior dwarf named Ubar.

He was so strong and brave, he could fight off, a 100 orcs.

He was good at fighting, drinking, and singing.

One day he was caught flatfooted and captured by Anti-Sanctus Chaotica.

They made him the underking of Whoflung Poo.

Upon his kingdom he rules all, he and his donkey, Hoof Hearted.

All are amazed of his dancing.

All are amazed of his prancing.

All are amazed of the distance he gets... whenever someone punts him.

He is Ubar Dungbeard, the Unholy Legions' mascott.

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i really cant wait to submit this to the warherald
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