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IMPORTANT: Dramatization of the beginning of the ASC
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The Beginning: Kutulu Xul and the Unholy Legion
A dramatization
-2500, the rise of Nehekara, and the formation of the Anti-Sanctus Chaotica.
Within the chambers of the Mortuary priests, Kutulu Xul has finished with his torture and information extraction from the High Elf Shadow Warrior, Cyn A'thalui after Cyn's daughter, Aladriel betrayed him and turned him over to Settra's forces.
This is a re enactment of a conversation that took place in the dungeons.
Kutulu Xul: Old woman.
Noir: Druchii
Kutulu Xul: Druchii, sorry. What does this high elf speak of. What do you know of the dark nature of chaos?
Noir: I'm only 300.
Kutulu Xul: What?
Noir: I'm 300, I'm not old for a Druchii…
Kutulu Xul: Well, I can't just call you "Druchii"
Noir: Well, you could say "Noir"
Kutulu Xul: I didn't know you were called Noir.
Noir: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
Kutulu Xul: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Noir: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
Kutulu Xul: Well, I am leader of the Mortuary Priests.
Noir: Oh, head priest eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
Kutulu Xul: I am your head priest and torturer.
Noir: Well I didn't vote for you.
Kutulu Xul: You don't vote for high priests.
Noir: Well how did you become high priest then?
Kutulu Xul: The high Lady of our Lord, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Dream Shredder from the bosom of the heavens, signifying by divine providence that I, Kutulu, was to carry the two handed flail, Dream Shredder. THAT is why I am your high priest.
Noir: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in the heavens distributin' flails is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical celestial ceremony.
Noir: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some celestial tart threw a flail at you.
Noir: but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a polearm at me, they'd put me away.
Noir: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Kutulu Xul: Bloody prisoner!
Noir: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
Kutulu Xul: Bah! If I allow you to join me as an equal in forming the Anti-Sanctus Chaotica will that shut you up?
Noir: Well, all you had to do was ask…
And with those words, the formation of the Anti-Sanctus Chaotica began.
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gorkus
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Re: IMPORTANT: Dramatization of the beginning of the ASC
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September 30, 2008, 06:18:04 AM »
Lol two words
Monty Python
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Engwar
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Very good Zemok....I love that skit
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Re: IMPORTANT: Dramatization of the beginning of the ASC
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September 30, 2008, 07:17:48 AM »
That's good for a laugh! Kutulu made me watch that movie repeatedly, until I thought it was funny.
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Re: IMPORTANT: Dramatization of the beginning of the ASC
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September 30, 2008, 09:32:53 AM »
Quite entertaining, I must say.
The Monty Python humor had been lacking as of late...
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Re: IMPORTANT: Dramatization of the beginning of the ASC
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September 30, 2008, 09:42:43 AM »
Hahaha - good stuff!
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Zarthol
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Loved it Zemok, great job.
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Brilliant!
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I like it wet.
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"All is as it was."
-Pope John Paul II
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That is beyond amazing, sir. You deserve high-fives for that...maybe even high-sevens.
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